The Files · File No. 01 of 17
Seventeen careers are on file. This one stands 6th in all-time wins at 38-40 across five seasons and a sixth in play — champion in 2025, never last. 2-1 in the postseason. The file remains open.
Each door opens the full case — the game log, the streaks, the playoff meetings.
| Opponent | Meetings | Record | Playoffs | Last met | Standing |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Justin | 10 | 4-6 | 0-1 | 2025 | contested |
| Ryan | 9 | 5-4 | — | 2026 | won the last 3 |
| Scott | 9 | 3-6 | 1-0 | 2026 | contested |
| Evan | 8 | 4-4 | 1-0 | 2026 | dead even |
| Larry | 8 | 4-4 | — | 2026 | dead even |
| Jordan | 6 | 5-1 | — | 2025 | owned |
| Ronnie | 6 | 2-4 | — | 2025 | contested |
| Tim | 5 | 4-1 | — | 2024 | owned |
| Talbot | 5 | 3-2 | — | 2025 | contested |
| JD | 3 | 2-1 | — | 2025 | contested |
| James | 2 | 2-0 | — | 2025 | contested |
| Brendan | 2 | 0-2 | — | 2022 | contested |
| Mike | 2 | 0-2 | — | 2026 | contested |
| Dodson | 1 | 0-1 | — | 2022 | contested |
| Joe | 1 | 0-1 | — | 2023 | contested |
| Nick | 1 | 0-1 | — | 2021 | contested |
Computed from 78 of the League’s 475 recorded games, 2021–2026, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner