| Finish | Seat | Seed | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Ronnie | 1 | 11-3 | 1,864.12 |
| 2nd | Larry | 3 | 9-5 | 1,844.96 |
| 3rd | Scott | 4 | 9-5 | 1,623.04 |
| 4th | Talbot | 2 | 10-4 | 1,574.20 |
| 5th | Ryan | 5 | 8-6 | 1,459.06 |
| 6th | JD | 6 | 7-7 | 1,388.42 |
| 7th | AJ | 7 | 6-8 | 1,677.40 |
| 8th | James | 8 | 6-8 | 1,506.80 |
| 9th | Justin | 9 | 6-8 | 1,340.44 |
| 10th | Jordan | 10 | 4-10 | 1,554.98 |
| 11th | Evan | 11 | 4-10 | 1,418.18 |
| 12th | Tim | 12 | 4-10 | 1,181.98 |
The dagger marks the seat lost. Records are the regular season’s, as the league keeps them.
| Round | Pick | Seat | Player | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Justin | Christian McCaffrey | |
| 1 | 2 | Evan | Tyreek Hill | |
| 1 | 3 | James | CeeDee Lamb | |
| 1 | 4 | AJ | Bijan Robinson | |
| 1 | 5 | JD | Breece Hall | |
| 1 | 6 | Larry | Derrick Henry | |
| 1 | 7 | Ronnie | Saquon Barkley | |
| 1 | 8 | Scott | Jahmyr Gibbs | |
| 1 | 9 | Ryan | A.J. Brown | |
| 1 | 10 | Tim | Isiah Pacheco | |
| 1 | 11 | Jordan | Garrett Wilson | |
| 1 | 12 | Talbot | Justin Jefferson | |
| 2 | 1 | Talbot | Marvin Harrison Jr. | |
| 2 | 2 | Jordan | Josh Jacobs | |
| 2 | 3 | Tim | Alvin Kamara | |
| 2 | 4 | Ryan | Cooper Kupp | |
| 2 | 5 | Scott | Drake London | |
| 2 | 6 | Ronnie | Mike Evans | |
| 2 | 7 | Larry | Ja'Marr Chase | Keeper |
| 2 | 8 | JD | Davante Adams | |
| 2 | 9 | AJ | De'Von Achane | |
| 2 | 10 | James | James Cook | |
| 2 | 11 | Evan | Chris Olave | |
| 2 | 12 | Justin | D.J. Moore | |
| 3 | 1 | Justin | Rashee Rice | |
| 3 | 2 | Evan | Josh Allen | |
| 3 | 3 | James | Rachaad White | |
| 3 | 4 | AJ | Deebo Samuel | |
| 3 | 5 | JD | Brandon Aiyuk | |
| 3 | 6 | Larry | Jalen Hurts | |
| 3 | 7 | Ronnie | Lamar Jackson | |
| 3 | 8 | Scott | Kenneth Walker III | |
| 3 | 9 | Ryan | Travis Kelce | |
| 3 | 10 | Tim | C.J. Stroud | |
| 3 | 11 | Jordan | Patrick Mahomes | |
| 3 | 12 | Talbot | Joe Mixon | |
| 4 | 1 | Talbot | James Conner | |
| 4 | 2 | Jordan | Tee Higgins | |
| 4 | 3 | Tim | Michael Pittman | |
| 4 | 4 | Ryan | DK Metcalf | |
| 4 | 5 | Scott | Mark Andrews | |
| 4 | 6 | Ronnie | Aaron Jones | |
| 4 | 7 | Larry | Raheem Mostert | |
| 4 | 8 | JD | Javonte Williams | |
| 4 | 9 | AJ | Malik Nabers | |
| 4 | 10 | James | DeVonta Smith | |
| 4 | 11 | Evan | Rhamondre Stevenson | |
| 4 | 12 | Justin | Amari Cooper | |
| 5 | 1 | Justin | Najee Harris | |
| 5 | 2 | Evan | Jonathan Taylor | Keeper |
| 5 | 3 | James | Kyle Pitts | |
| 5 | 4 | AJ | D'Andre Swift | |
| 5 | 5 | JD | Zay Flowers | Keeper |
| 5 | 6 | Larry | George Kittle | |
| 5 | 7 | Ronnie | Terry McLaurin | |
| 5 | 8 | Scott | Jaylen Waddle | |
| 5 | 9 | Ryan | Calvin Ridley | |
| 5 | 10 | Tim | Evan Engram | |
| 5 | 11 | Jordan | Brock Bowers | |
| 5 | 12 | Talbot | Christian Kirk | |
| 6 | 1 | Talbot | Brian Robinson | |
| 6 | 2 | Jordan | George Pickens | |
| 6 | 3 | Tim | Chris Godwin | |
| 6 | 4 | Ryan | David Montgomery | |
| 6 | 5 | Scott | Jordan Love | |
| 6 | 6 | Ronnie | Nico Collins | Keeper |
| 6 | 7 | Larry | Jayden Reed | |
| 6 | 8 | JD | Diontae Johnson | |
| 6 | 9 | AJ | Joe Burrow | |
| 6 | 10 | James | Stefon Diggs | |
| 6 | 11 | Evan | Jonathon Brooks | |
| 6 | 12 | Justin | Tyjae Spears | |
| 7 | 1 | Justin | Jaylen Warren | |
| 7 | 2 | Evan | Christian Watson | |
| 7 | 3 | James | Nick Chubb | |
| 7 | 4 | AJ | Jerome Ford | |
| 7 | 5 | JD | Dalton Kincaid | Keeper |
| 7 | 6 | Larry | Zack Moss | |
| 7 | 7 | Ronnie | David Njoku | |
| 7 | 8 | Scott | Rome Odunze | |
| 7 | 9 | Ryan | Tony Pollard | |
| 7 | 10 | Tim | Ezekiel Elliott | |
| 7 | 11 | Jordan | Jayden Daniels | |
| 7 | 12 | Talbot | Keenan Allen | |
| 8 | 1 | Talbot | Anthony Richardson | |
| 8 | 2 | Jordan | Travis Etienne | Keeper |
| 8 | 3 | Tim | Dallas Goedert | |
| 8 | 4 | Ryan | Jared Goff | |
| 8 | 5 | Scott | Xavier Worthy | |
| 8 | 6 | Ronnie | Keon Coleman | |
| 8 | 7 | Larry | Chase Brown | |
| 8 | 8 | JD | Devin Singletary | |
| 8 | 9 | AJ | Brian Thomas Jr. | |
| 8 | 10 | James | Tua Tagovailoa | Keeper |
| 8 | 11 | Evan | Ladd McConkey | |
| 8 | 12 | Justin | Caleb Williams | |
| 9 | 1 | Larry | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | via Justin |
| 9 | 2 | Evan | Curtis Samuel | |
| 9 | 3 | James | Courtland Sutton | |
| 9 | 4 | AJ | DeAndre Hopkins | |
| 9 | 5 | JD | Aaron Rodgers | |
| 9 | 6 | Larry | Austin Ekeler | |
| 9 | 7 | Ronnie | Gus Edwards | |
| 9 | 8 | Scott | Romeo Doubs | |
| 9 | 9 | Ryan | Rico Dowdle | |
| 9 | 10 | Tim | Dak Prescott | Keeper |
| 9 | 11 | Jordan | Trey Benson | |
| 9 | 12 | Talbot | Tyler Conklin | |
| 10 | 1 | Talbot | J.K. Dobbins | |
| 10 | 2 | Jordan | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Keeper |
| 10 | 3 | Tim | Jordan Addison | |
| 10 | 4 | Ryan | Tank Dell | Keeper |
| 10 | 5 | Scott | Zach Charbonnet | |
| 10 | 6 | Ronnie | Jakobi Meyers | |
| 10 | 7 | Larry | Marquise Brown | |
| 10 | 8 | JD | Blake Corum | |
| 10 | 9 | AJ | Tyler Allgeier | |
| 10 | 10 | James | Khalil Shakir | |
| 10 | 11 | Evan | Jaleel McLaughlin | |
| 10 | 12 | Justin | Joshua Palmer | |
| 11 | 1 | Justin | Dalton Schultz | |
| 11 | 2 | Evan | Sam LaPorta | Keeper |
| 11 | 3 | James | Antonio Gibson | |
| 11 | 4 | AJ | Dallas Cowboys | |
| 11 | 5 | JD | Mike Williams | |
| 11 | 6 | Larry | Bucky Irving | |
| 11 | 7 | Ronnie | Cole Kmet | |
| 11 | 8 | Scott | Baltimore Ravens | |
| 11 | 9 | Ryan | MarShawn Lloyd | |
| 11 | 10 | Tim | Gabriel Davis | |
| 11 | 11 | Jordan | T.J. Hockenson | |
| 11 | 12 | Talbot | Tyler Lockett | |
| 12 | 1 | Talbot | San Francisco 49ers | |
| 12 | 2 | Jordan | Luke McCaffrey | |
| 12 | 3 | Tim | Cleveland Browns | |
| 12 | 4 | Ryan | Brock Purdy | |
| 12 | 5 | Scott | Dontayvion Wicks | |
| 12 | 6 | Ronnie | New York Jets | |
| 12 | 7 | Larry | Pittsburgh Steelers | |
| 12 | 8 | JD | Buffalo Bills | |
| 12 | 9 | AJ | Justin Herbert | |
| 12 | 10 | James | Detroit Lions | |
| 12 | 11 | Evan | Kansas City Chiefs | |
| 12 | 12 | Justin | Jameson Williams | Keeper |
| 13 | 1 | Justin | New Orleans Saints | |
| 13 | 2 | Evan | Ray Davis | |
| 13 | 3 | James | Xavier Legette | |
| 13 | 4 | AJ | Jake Ferguson | Keeper |
| 13 | 5 | JD | Bryce Young | |
| 13 | 6 | Larry | Keaton Mitchell | Keeper |
| 13 | 7 | Ronnie | Rashid Shaheed | |
| 13 | 8 | Scott | Kyren Williams | Keeper |
| 13 | 9 | Ryan | Miami Dolphins | |
| 13 | 10 | Tim | Kenneth Gainwell | |
| 13 | 11 | Jordan | Houston Texans | |
| 13 | 12 | Talbot | Adonai Mitchell | |
| 14 | 1 | Talbot | Trevor Lawrence | |
| 14 | 2 | Jordan | Marvin Mims | |
| 14 | 3 | Tim | Jacksonville Jaguars | |
| 14 | 4 | Ryan | Zamir White | Keeper |
| 14 | 5 | Scott | Puka Nacua | Keeper |
| 14 | 6 | Ronnie | Chuba Hubbard | Keeper |
| 14 | 7 | Justin | Luke Musgrave | via Larry |
| 14 | 8 | JD | Ben Sinnott | |
| 14 | 9 | AJ | Trey McBride | Keeper |
| 14 | 10 | James | Deshaun Watson | |
| 14 | 11 | Evan | Kirk Cousins | |
| 14 | 12 | Justin | Kyler Murray | Keeper |
The commissioner’s own record, not ESPN’s — the keepers marked, the traded picks traced to whose slot they were.
Computed from 89 of the League’s 445 recorded games, 2024, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner