| Finish | Seat | Seed | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Jordan | 6 | 7-7 | 1,524.78 |
| 2nd | Ryan | 1 | 11-3 | 1,867.94 |
| 3rd | Scott | 2 | 9-5 | 1,577.02 |
| 4th | Ronnie | 4 | 8-6 | 1,501.16 |
| 5th | Evan | 3 | 9-5 | 1,564.36 |
| 6th | Larry | 5 | 7-7 | 1,537.14 |
| 7th | Talbot | 7 | 7-7 | 1,518.26 |
| 8th | Justin | 8 | 7-7 | 1,486.54 |
| 9th | AJ | 9 | 7-7 | 1,418.04 |
| 10th | JD | 10 | 6-8 | 1,403.12 |
| 11th | Joe | 11 | 4-10 | 1,453.96 |
| 12th | Tim | 12 | 2-12 | 1,212.74 |
The dagger marks the seat lost. Records are the regular season’s, as the league keeps them.
| Round | Pick | Seat | Player | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | JD | Justin Jefferson | |
| 1 | 2 | Ryan | Christian McCaffrey | |
| 1 | 3 | Ronnie | Austin Ekeler | |
| 1 | 4 | Talbot | Travis Kelce | |
| 1 | 5 | Jordan | Nick Chubb | |
| 1 | 6 | Larry | Tyreek Hill | |
| 1 | 7 | Evan | Bijan Robinson | |
| 1 | 8 | Joe | Stefon Diggs | |
| 1 | 9 | AJ | Saquon Barkley | |
| 1 | 10 | Justin | Davante Adams | |
| 1 | 11 | Scott | Derrick Henry | |
| 1 | 12 | Tim | Josh Jacobs | |
| 2 | 1 | Tim | Patrick Mahomes | |
| 2 | 2 | Scott | Jahmyr Gibbs | |
| 2 | 3 | Justin | A.J. Brown | |
| 2 | 4 | AJ | CeeDee Lamb | |
| 2 | 5 | Joe | Cooper Kupp | Keeper |
| 2 | 6 | Evan | Chris Olave | |
| 2 | 7 | Larry | Joe Mixon | |
| 2 | 8 | Jordan | Tee Higgins | |
| 2 | 9 | Talbot | DK Metcalf | |
| 2 | 10 | Ronnie | Jordan Addison | |
| 2 | 11 | Ryan | Mark Andrews | |
| 2 | 12 | JD | Najee Harris | |
| 3 | 1 | Ryan | Keenan Allen | via JD |
| 3 | 2 | Ryan | Lamar Jackson | |
| 3 | 3 | Ronnie | Josh Allen | |
| 3 | 4 | Talbot | Aaron Jones | |
| 3 | 5 | Jordan | Justin Fields | |
| 3 | 6 | Larry | Joe Burrow | |
| 3 | 7 | Evan | Calvin Ridley | |
| 3 | 8 | Joe | Breece Hall | |
| 3 | 9 | AJ | Dameon Pierce | |
| 3 | 10 | Justin | T.J. Hockenson | |
| 3 | 11 | Scott | Christian Watson | |
| 3 | 12 | Tim | Miles Sanders | |
| 4 | 1 | Tim | DeAndre Hopkins | |
| 4 | 2 | Scott | Darren Waller | |
| 4 | 3 | Justin | Rhamondre Stevenson | Keeper |
| 4 | 4 | AJ | Amari Cooper | Keeper |
| 4 | 5 | Joe | James Conner | |
| 4 | 6 | Evan | D.J. Moore | |
| 4 | 7 | Larry | Ja'Marr Chase | Keeper |
| 4 | 8 | Jordan | George Kittle | |
| 4 | 9 | Talbot | Mike Evans | |
| 4 | 10 | Ronnie | Dallas Goedert | |
| 4 | 11 | Ryan | Deebo Samuel | |
| 4 | 12 | JD | Jalen Hurts | Keeper |
| 5 | 1 | JD | Khalil Herbert | |
| 5 | 2 | Ryan | Tyler Lockett | |
| 5 | 3 | Ronnie | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | |
| 5 | 4 | Talbot | Terry McLaurin | |
| 5 | 5 | Jordan | Brandon Aiyuk | |
| 5 | 6 | Larry | Drake London | |
| 5 | 7 | Evan | Javonte Williams | |
| 5 | 8 | Joe | Alvin Kamara | |
| 5 | 9 | Ryan | James Cook | via AJ |
| 5 | 10 | Justin | Diontae Johnson | |
| 5 | 11 | Scott | Jaylen Waddle | Keeper |
| 5 | 12 | Tim | Kyle Pitts | |
| 6 | 1 | Tim | Odell Beckham | |
| 6 | 2 | Scott | Justin Herbert | |
| 6 | 3 | Justin | Kenneth Walker III | Keeper |
| 6 | 4 | AJ | Marquise Brown | Keeper |
| 6 | 5 | Joe | Mike Williams | |
| 6 | 6 | Evan | Isiah Pacheco | |
| 6 | 7 | Larry | Tony Pollard | Keeper |
| 6 | 8 | Jordan | Brian Robinson | |
| 6 | 9 | Talbot | Jerry Jeudy | |
| 6 | 10 | Ronnie | Gus Edwards | |
| 6 | 11 | Ryan | Raheem Mostert | |
| 6 | 12 | JD | D'Andre Swift | |
| 7 | 1 | JD | Zay Flowers | |
| 7 | 2 | Ryan | DeVonta Smith | Keeper |
| 7 | 3 | Ronnie | George Pickens | Keeper |
| 7 | 4 | Talbot | David Montgomery | |
| 7 | 5 | Jordan | Adam Thielen | |
| 7 | 6 | Larry | AJ Dillon | |
| 7 | 7 | Evan | Gabriel Davis | |
| 7 | 8 | Joe | Pat Freiermuth | |
| 7 | 9 | AJ | Deshaun Watson | |
| 7 | 10 | Evan | Jonathan Taylor | via Justin |
| 7 | 11 | Scott | Zach Charbonnet | |
| 7 | 12 | Tim | Chris Godwin | |
| 8 | 1 | Tim | Jerick McKinnon | |
| 8 | 2 | Scott | Christian Kirk | |
| 8 | 3 | Justin | Dalvin Cook | |
| 8 | 4 | AJ | Treylon Burks | |
| 8 | 5 | Joe | Jaylen Warren | |
| 8 | 6 | Evan | Daniel Jones | |
| 8 | 7 | Larry | Rashaad Penny | |
| 8 | 8 | Jordan | JuJu Smith-Schuster | |
| 8 | 9 | Talbot | Jamaal Williams | |
| 8 | 10 | Ronnie | Nico Collins | |
| 8 | 11 | Ryan | Alexander Mattison | Keeper |
| 8 | 12 | JD | Evan Engram | |
| 9 | 1 | JD | Antonio Gibson | |
| 9 | 2 | Ryan | Kenneth Gainwell | |
| 9 | 3 | Ronnie | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | |
| 9 | 4 | Talbot | Samaje Perine | |
| 9 | 5 | Jordan | David Njoku | |
| 9 | 6 | Larry | Brandin Cooks | |
| 9 | 7 | Joe | Michael Thomas | via Evan |
| 9 | 8 | Evan | Dalton Kincaid | via Joe |
| 9 | 9 | AJ | Dalton Schultz | |
| 9 | 10 | Justin | Courtland Sutton | |
| 9 | 11 | Scott | Kadarius Toney | |
| 9 | 12 | Tim | Tyler Higbee | |
| 10 | 1 | Tim | San Francisco 49ers | |
| 10 | 2 | Scott | De'Von Achane | |
| 10 | 3 | Justin | Aaron Rodgers | |
| 10 | 4 | AJ | Ezekiel Elliott | |
| 10 | 5 | Joe | Tua Tagovailoa | |
| 10 | 6 | Evan | Quentin Johnston | |
| 10 | 7 | Larry | Cole Kmet | |
| 10 | 8 | Jordan | Travis Etienne | Keeper |
| 10 | 9 | Talbot | Anthony Richardson | |
| 10 | 10 | Ronnie | Zach Ertz | |
| 10 | 11 | Ryan | Marvin Mims | |
| 10 | 12 | JD | Elijah Mitchell | |
| 11 | 1 | JD | Elijah Moore | |
| 11 | 2 | Ryan | Tank Bigsby | |
| 11 | 3 | Ronnie | Jordan Love | |
| 11 | 4 | Talbot | Michael Pittman | |
| 11 | 5 | Jordan | Michael Gallup | |
| 11 | 6 | Larry | Rashod Bateman | |
| 11 | 7 | Justin | Skyy Moore | via Evan |
| 11 | 8 | Joe | Philadelphia Eagles | |
| 11 | 9 | JD | Romeo Doubs | via AJ |
| 11 | 10 | Justin | Kirk Cousins | |
| 11 | 11 | Scott | Garrett Wilson | Keeper |
| 11 | 12 | Tim | Dak Prescott | |
| 12 | 1 | Tim | Donovan Peoples-Jones | |
| 12 | 2 | Scott | Jonathan Mingo | |
| 12 | 3 | Justin | Tyler Allgeier | |
| 12 | 4 | AJ | Dallas Cowboys | |
| 12 | 5 | Joe | Trevor Lawrence | Keeper |
| 12 | 6 | Evan | Rashee Rice | |
| 12 | 7 | Larry | Tank Dell | |
| 12 | 8 | Jordan | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Keeper |
| 12 | 9 | Talbot | J.K. Dobbins | Keeper |
| 12 | 10 | Ronnie | Cam Akers | Keeper |
| 12 | 11 | Ryan | Michael Wilson | |
| 12 | 12 | JD | Greg Dulcich | |
| 13 | 1 | JD | Buffalo Bills | |
| 13 | 2 | AJ | Deuce Vaughn | via Ryan |
| 13 | 3 | Ronnie | Kansas City Chiefs | |
| 13 | 4 | Talbot | Baltimore Ravens | |
| 13 | 5 | Jordan | Jalin Hyatt | |
| 13 | 6 | Larry | New England Patriots | |
| 13 | 7 | Evan | Rachaad White | Keeper |
| 13 | 8 | Joe | Darnell Mooney | |
| 13 | 9 | AJ | Devin Singletary | |
| 13 | 10 | Justin | New York Jets | |
| 13 | 11 | Scott | Zay Jones | |
| 13 | 12 | Tim | Sam LaPorta | |
| 14 | 1 | Tim | New Orleans Saints | |
| 14 | 2 | Scott | Pittsburgh Steelers | |
| 14 | 3 | Justin | Damien Harris | |
| 14 | 4 | AJ | Allen Lazard | |
| 14 | 5 | Joe | Tyler Boyd | |
| 14 | 6 | Evan | Geno Smith | Keeper |
| 14 | 7 | Larry | Juwan Johnson | |
| 14 | 8 | Jordan | Russell Wilson | |
| 14 | 9 | Talbot | Jared Goff | |
| 14 | 10 | Ronnie | Jameson Williams | |
| 14 | 11 | Ryan | Denver Broncos | |
| 14 | 12 | JD | Jahan Dotson | Keeper |
| 15 | 1 | JD | Washington Commanders | |
| 15 | 2 | AJ | Baker Mayfield | via Ryan |
| 15 | 3 | Ronnie | C.J. Stroud | |
| 15 | 4 | Talbot | Chigoziem Okonkwo | |
| 15 | 5 | Jordan | Miami Dolphins | |
| 15 | 6 | Larry | Zack Moss | |
| 15 | 7 | Evan | Cleveland Browns | |
| 15 | 8 | Joe | Hayden Hurst | |
| 15 | 9 | AJ | Jake Ferguson | |
| 15 | 10 | Justin | Isaiah Hodgins | |
| 15 | 11 | Scott | Bryce Young | |
| 15 | 12 | Tim | Marquez Valdes-Scantling |
The commissioner’s own record, not ESPN’s — the keepers marked, the traded picks traced to whose slot they were.
Computed from 89 of the League’s 445 recorded games, 2023, by the same modules the bot answers to. Nothing on this page is typed in; every figure is recomputed at each build and checked against the hand-kept record. Where the two disagree, the build refuses. — Office of the Commissioner