Rounds down, seats across in the order the room drafted. Each cell carries its position; the tint is the same fact, said twice. A keeper is marked in wax, and a pick standing in another seat’s column says who used it. The signed number is the pick’s surplus through week 5 — see the grade.
On the report, week 6
What the clubs filed this week for the men on this board, read off
the official injury report every morning: the designation, the
practice, and the injury named. A man is here only when an injury is
named and the club did something about it — a designation,
or a practice short of full. A blank designation is not
healthy; a man not listed is simply not listed.
A weekly record read daily, not a live feed: it
moves Wednesday through Friday as the practice reports and then the
game designations land, and it never knows Sunday’s inactives.
When the board came for each position
For each position, the pick at which the first, second, third of them
left the board. A steep line is a run; a flat one is a position the room
let sit.
What every seat walked out with, by position, in draft order. It reads
as strategy: who went heavy at a position, who left one bare.
ExhibitRoster composition, one bar a seat
JD 2 QB 4 RB 6 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Justin 2 QB 5 RB 5 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; James 1 QB 5 RB 6 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Evan 2 QB 5 RB 5 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Ronnie 1 QB 5 RB 7 WR 1 TE 1 D/ST; Ryan 2 QB 5 RB 5 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Mike 2 QB 6 RB 5 WR 1 TE 1 D/ST; Larry 2 QB 6 RB 4 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Talbot 2 QB 5 RB 5 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Jordan 2 QB 4 RB 6 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; Scott 2 QB 4 RB 6 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST; AJ 1 QB 4 RB 7 WR 2 TE 1 D/ST.
The keepers
8 slots were consumed before the night. The cost is the round: two rounds dearer than where he sat the year before, and two more every year he is held. The ladder is read off the earlier boards.
Through week 5 of 14, the price against what it bought. A keeper is not
graded as a pick — his slot is a formula’s output, not the
room’s judgment — but he cost a ninth; what does a ninth
return? is answerable. Stands is where he finished among the
season’s drafted players at his position, against the ones taken
ahead of his slot; Return is that as a surplus; The round
returns is what a selection made on the clock in that round has
returned across 2021–2025, every board on file; the last column is the
difference — the part of the return that was the price being
right.
James sat out rounds 8, 14 and 15; picked three times in round 6 and twice in round 7.
Ronnie sat out rounds 6 and 15; picked twice in round 3 and twice in round 8.
Ryan sat out rounds 3, 6 and 7; picked twice in round 14 and three times in round 15.
Jordan sat out round 15; picked twice in round 10.
AJ sat out round 10; picked twice in round 15.
The grade, through week 5 of 14
Every selection scored by where it finished among that season’s
drafted players at its position, against where it was taken: the eighth
back off the board who gave the second-best back season is +6.
Within a position, within a season, against the eleven other people in
the room — never against a projection nobody here ever saw. A
keeper is a price, not a call, and is not graded. A player with no stat
line is counted, never zeroed.
Three columns, always together.Surplus is the record.
Adjusted is a model, and says so: the same selections with injury
luck neutralised — a man is credited only the weeks he missed to
injury beyond what he was priced to miss, at his own points per
game, and the whole pool is re-ranked on the result. Nothing is ever
debited: a man who missed exactly his price keeps his record grade,
unforgiven. This season every man is priced at his position’s own
rate — QB 1.4, RB 2.0, WR 1.8, TE 2.2 weeks, measured on this league’s own
boards 2021–2024 — and a rookie at the rookie rate, because the
availability model did not beat that rate out of sample and the plan
said in advance what happens then. Risk taken is a fact about
the draft, fixed from Week 1: every slot’s price weighted by where
it was taken, the first pick in full and the last for one part in
180. With every price at a positional rate it moves only with how
much early capital went to backs and tight ends, and this sentence is
here so nobody reads more into it than that. The widest gap on the board is JD’s: −102 on the field, −86 on health.
The adjusted board is a full re-rank, so pardoning
one seat’s injured back can move another seat’s healthy back
down a rank and cost him a point he did not lose on the field. That is
the question the column answers — who drafted best in a world
where injury luck was neutral — and in that world other
people’s players are better too.
What the adjusted column gave back, the 12 largest of 23: priced at so many weeks,
missed so many to injury, and the difference credited at his healthy
rate. † priced at the rookie rate; ‡ under 3 games played, the rate is the position’s median among drafted players.
Each line is a seat’s grade through that week;
the brightest is the current leader. Since week 4: JD −3.3, Talbot +2.6, James +2.1.
The surplus is the record, not a model: nothing in
that column is adjusted for anything. Re-read every morning in season;
a rank moves when a stat correction lands, and every movement is a
commit.
The cards
The morning-after column, one card a seat, written the week of the
draft and left as written — the grade above re-runs weekly; these do
not. Each letter is computed from the league’s own 2021–2025
record before a word was written; the card is the argument, read by the
commissioner before publication.
The decision to start at the absolute summit of the board with Jahmyr Gibbs at 1.01—the 1st RB off the board—set a heavy legal precedent for this roster. From there, the board reflects a series of calculated risks and historical balances. DeVonta Smith at 2.12, selected as the 6th WR off the board, represents a significant statistical deficit, historically sliding 8.0 places behind the second-round baseline. However, the sheet corrected its course in short order. Travis Etienne at 3.01, taken as the 18th RB off the board, stands as the most mathematically sound value of the night, historically gaining 6.5 places against the round-3 baseline.
The middle rounds saw a heavy emphasis on volume. Snagging Tyler Warren at 4.12 as the 2nd TE off the board was a bold positional priority, while Jordyn Tyson at 11.01—the 52nd WR off the board—proved to be another stellar value, gaining 5.3 places of historical security. The late-round tight end insurance of Chigoziem Okonkwo at 12.12 as the 15th TE off the board was the roster's largest statistical slip, losing 5.8 places against the round-12 baseline. Still, with Patrick Mahomes secured at 8.12 as the 10th QB off the board, this roster has avoided catastrophic reaches and built a stable foundation.
Justin opened his night at 1.02 with Bijan Robinson, the 2nd RB off the board, bypassing the chance to repeat his 2024 draft when he took Christian McCaffrey at 1.01. I am adjusting my cravat to steady myself against the sheer volume of his selections here, as Justin completed his roster with 15 slots in all, culminating in Terrance Ferguson at 15.02.
The strategy was clear: construct a backfield and hold the line. He paid a round 7 price to keep quarterback Drake Maye, a slot that historically returns -5.5 in this league. He then supplemented his depth with Jordan Mason at 8.11, the 38th RB off the board, which registers as an excellent call worth +3.9 against a round-8 baseline. His finest stroke of value, however, was Khalil Shakir at 12.11, who as the 59th WR off the board represents a gain of +6.5 positions against the room.
The card is dragged down by his depth selections. Taking Carnell Tate at 6.11 as the 30th WR off the board represents his worst reach of the evening, registering at -9.5 against the baseline. Ferguson at 15.02 similarly drains value at -4.3. Still, with Malik Nabers secured at 3.02 and Colston Loveland taken at 5.02, the core remains intact.
Your board is a testament to the cold, unyielding reality of the trade market. By parting with your selections in rounds 8, 14, and 15, you entered the night with a highly irregular hand, yet you managed to secure five running backs and six wide receivers.
You initiated your campaign at 1.03 with Ja'Marr Chase, making him the 1st WR off the board. From there, you immediately chased volume on the ground, reaching for Bucky Irving at 2.10 as the 16th RB selected. While some might flinch at that price, history is kinder to your later maneuvers. Your finest value on paper is Tre Tucker at 13.03, where taking the 60th WR off the board historically outruns a typical round-13 baseline by +6.3 places. Similarly, securing Joe Burrow at 4.10 as the 4th QB off the board represents a gain of +2.8 places against the historic round-4 baseline.
The draft-day trades yielded a crowded mid-board. You spent Ronnie’s acquired pick at 6.08 on Rhamondre Stevenson and kept Cam Skattebo for a round 7 price, where the historic baseline is a modest -5.5. However, your extra selections led to some efficiency leaks. Taking Mike Evans at 6.07 as the 29th WR off the board is your heaviest mathematical penalty, dropping -9.5 places compared to a standard round-6 returns. Stacking George Kittle at 6.10 and Travis Kelce at 10.10 gives you two starting-caliber tight ends, but taking Kelce as the 12th TE off the board at 10.10 represents a loss of -4.5 places against the round-10 average. It is a solid, albeit highly concentrated, roster.
To look upon the board at 1.04 is to see Jonathan Taylor, a player who has now appeared on your ledger across three consecutive autumns, this time returning to the top of the board as the 3rd RB off the board. From there, you constructed a roster that relies heavily on historical volume. At 3.04, you reached for the first quarterback off the board in Josh Allen, a call our five-year database endorses as your strongest move of the night, historically yielding a substantial gain of places against the third-round baseline. Your late-round dart on Matthew Golden at 11.04 as the 53rd WR off the board similarly claws back value against the room.
The structural integrity wobbles, however, in the double-digit rounds. Matthew Stafford at 10.09 represents your poorest efficiency, dropping ground against the tenth-round baseline, while Mark Andrews at 13.04 as the 16th TE off the board presents another net deficit. Your keeper choice of Rashee Rice at a round 9 price is highly logical, costing a slot that historically returns a modest value. Yet, by waiting until 4.09 to select Tee Higgins as your first wide receiver off the board, you have placed an immense burden on Christian Watson at 5.04. The draft constitution permits this build, but the floor is thin.
The constitution permits you to trade away rounds 6 and 15, and so you entered this draft with a modified, top-heavy ledger. What you did with those assets is a matter of administrative record, but the board itself demands inspection. At 1.05, you selected Derrick Henry, the 4th RB off the board. Historically, RBs 1-5 taken in this league have returned a baseline of -9.4 draft-board places against a round-1 average of -8.1, making this your worst-valued calculation of the evening at a net loss of -1.3 places. You doubled down on the ground game with Quinshon Judkins at 2.08 as the 14th RB off the board, leaving your receiving corps bare until round 3.
It was in that third round where your trading yielded its true ledger. At 3.06, using a pick acquired from Ryan, you drafted Lamar Jackson as the 2nd QB off the board. Historically, elite signal-callers in the top five at the position return -4.2 against a round-3 baseline of -12.4. This represents an enormous +8.2 position gain against the room, a highly defensible allocation of draft capital. You found another historical value outlier at 12.08 with Malik Washington, where WRs in the 56-60 range outproduce their round-12 baseline by +6.5 places.
The League Office was forced to process this board while I was busy sweeping out dead code from prior seasons, and yet the familiar scent of Ryan’s volatile strategy remains entirely unchanged. Having traded away his picks in rounds 3, 6, and 7, Ryan entered the night with a fractured board and immediately went to work doing what he does best: chasing the ceiling while letting the floor crumble beneath him.
He anchored his draft at 1.06 with Christian McCaffrey, the 5th RB off the board, a player he historically rode to a massive, title-less 2023 campaign. He then waited until 5.06 to find his next back in Bhayshul Tuten. The middle of his draft is a barren wasteland, leaving him to throw late-round darts at Tank Bigsby at 12.07 and Kaelon Black at 14.07. Our five-year historical database is deeply offended by the Bigsby selection, which rates as a -3.3 loss in draft-board places against the round-12 baseline. He closed the evening by grabbing Dalton Schultz at 15.05, a -4.3 historical drag.
There is, however, legal competence here. Keeping Jaxson Dart for a round 13 price is a perfectly defensible value. Furthermore, MarShawn Lloyd at 8.07 represents his finest call on the clock, yielding a +3.9 advantage against historical round-8 expectations.
Mike entered the draft room with a full board of fifteen picks and no keeper obligations, leaving him entirely at the mercy of his own real-time decision-making on the clock. At 1.07, he secured CeeDee Lamb, the second wide receiver off the board, bringing immediate stability to his receiving corps. From there, he built a balanced roster of two quarterbacks, six running backs, five wide receivers, one tight end, and one defense.
His finest work of the evening occurred at the 3.07 slot with Jalen Hurts, selected as the third quarterback off the board. Historical league data indicates that top-five quarterbacks outperform their third-round draft baseline by a margin of 8.2 draft-board places. Mike found similar draft value in the late rounds by landing Deebo Samuel at 12.06. As the 57th wide receiver off the board, Samuel represents a massive historical advantage, as receivers in that range typically outperform the twelfth-round baseline by 6.5 places.
The strategy faltered slightly in the final stretch, where Mike reached into the depth chart for late-round running backs. Taking Tyjae Spears at 13.07 as the 51st running back off the board cost him 3.5 places against the thirteenth-round baseline. He repeated this mistake at 15.07 with Jonah Coleman, giving up another 3.3 places against the fifteenth-round baseline.
Larry began his evening at 1.08 by selecting James Cook, the 6th RB off the board, while Jahmyr Gibbs went at 1.01 to start the night. From there, Larry constructed a board that defied his usual habits. He spent his 2.05 selection on Brock Bowers, making him the 1st TE off the board. By historical draft-board places, this was one of his strongest decisions of the night, yielding a value of +3.9 against a round-2 baseline of -7.3.
His finest move on the clock, however, was securing Breece Hall at 3.08. As the 19th RB off the board, Hall represents a massive +6.5 in draft-board value, where backs in that 16-20 range historically return -5.9 compared to a round-3 baseline of -12.4. Larry paid a round 5 price to keep Jaxon Smith-Njigba, a slot that historically carries a baseline of -4.4, leaving him to hunt for wideouts on the clock with Emeka Egbuka at 4.05 and Michael Pittman at 7.08.
The late-round draft capital was where the value degraded. Taking Baker Mayfield at 12.05 as the 19th QB off the board was a loss of -3.7 places against a round-12 baseline of +7.6. His final selection of the night, Brenton Strange at 15.08, was his worst call, losing -4.3 places. Still, the early core is highly defensible.
Talbot approached the podium with a full board of 15 picks and no keeper baggage, opting to build his foundation on Saquon Barkley at 1.09 as the 7th RB off the board. From there, he executed a balanced attack of 5 running backs and 5 wide receivers, anchored by A.J. Brown at 2.04 and Chris Olave at 3.09.
The undisputed triumph of his night came at 4.04, where he secured D'Andre Swift as the 21st RB off the board. Historical league data reveals that running backs drafted in this range return a mark of -3.2, outperforming the typical round 4 baseline of -7.0 to net him a gain of 3.8 board places. He found similar value at 7.09 with Courtland Sutton, who outperformed his round 7 baseline by 2.7 places. And, in a move surprising absolutely no one, Talbot waited until 12.04 to make the Baltimore Ravens the 1st D/ST taken.
The board, however, suffered major structural damage in the middle rounds. At 5.09, Talbot reached for Parker Washington as the 27th WR off the board, a slot that historically craters to a loss of 6.7 places against the round 5 baseline. He stumbled again at 10.04 with Dalton Kincaid; tight ends in that tier historically struggle to match the round 10 baseline, resulting in a loss of 4.5 places. Leaving quarterback entirely until Jordan Love at 11.09 and Jared Goff at 15.09 capped a night of high volatility.
The fluorescent hum of the server room is giving me a migraine, yet it is nothing compared to the ache of watching a man draft against his own historical nature. Jordan, a manager whose draft-day identity is built entirely on taking tight ends earlier than anyone in the room, waited until slot 10.01 to secure Isaiah Likely. To abandon your brand so late is a tragedy; to do it for a player whose historical return at that spot is -8.4 draft-board places against a round-10 baseline of +6.4 is simply bad business.
The board opened with Omarion Hampton at 1.10 and Kenneth Walker III at 2.03, a double-tap of running backs that fits his historic preference. The value, however, is heavily concentrated in his wide receivers. While Jaylen Waddle at 4.03 registers as his worst statistical call at -8.7 draft-board places, he salvaged the middle rounds with excellent positional arbitrage. Brian Thomas Jr. at 7.10 gained +2.7 places against the round-7 baseline, and KC Concepcion at 9.10 secured his best individual mark of +3.4 places.
Add the ongoing, devout luxury of Amon-Ra St. Brown held at a round 6 keeper price—where a standard selection historically returns -1.6—and the roster has a floor. But executing his final pick on the Carolina Panthers D/ST at 13.10 is the sort of hometown sentimentality that keeps a ceiling on a Sunday.
The constitution of this league does not mandate that you draft a running back in the first round, yet you continue to treat the position like a sacred tax that must be paid before you are permitted to look at a wide receiver. Opening the evening with Chase Brown at 1.11 and Javonte Williams at 2.02 is a sequence of such relentless structural devotion that it borders on the monastic. To choose the 9th running back off the board at the turn of the first round is a choice, certainly.
Yet, the value on this board is salvaged by your typical execution at the margins. Keeping Puka Nacua for the low price of a 10th-round slot is the sort of legal larceny that keeps your roster afloat. Your best work on the clock came much later, specifically selecting Rico Dowdle at 7.11 and Jalen Coker at 11.11, both of whom represent excellent positional value relative to their draft capital.
The draft is dragged down by your reach for Ladd McConkey at 4.02, a slot where history suggests wide receivers return far less than the baseline of a fourth-round pick. Similarly, taking T.J. Hockenson at 15.11 as your second tight end represents a negative return against the usual fifteenth-round utility. It is a deeply average card.
AJ entered the draft holding the turn, and his first selection of the night, Justin Jefferson at 1.12, anchored a heavy investment in the passing game. His best work, however, was done where the values usually rot. Securing J.K. Dobbins at 7.12 represents an excellent call, as running backs 31-35 off the board have historically returned 1.0 against a round-7 baseline of -5.5, netting a gain of 6.5 places. He repeated this value search with Jalen McMillan at 12.01, another 6.5-place gain where receivers 56-60 have historically outperformed the round-12 baseline of 7.6 by returning 14.1.
The draft was not without its structural leaks. Taking Garrett Wilson at 3.12 was his most expensive setback on the clock, as receivers 11-15 off the board have historical returns of -15.7 against a round-3 baseline of -12.4, a loss of 3.3 places. He followed this by spending his acquired 15.10 pick on Juwan Johnson, losing 4.3 places on a position already anchored by Trey McBride. McBride himself cost a round 9 slot as a keeper, a highly defensible price given that a round-9 selection in this league historically returns 3.8. It is a balanced, methodical board that chose to find its margins in the late-round weeds rather than the early turn.
Drawn from the commissioner’s own 2026 draft record — 180 picks — by the same modules the bot grades from. Nothing on this page is typed in; the runs, the shapes and the ladders are recomputed at each build, and the build refuses a board that fails its own arithmetic. — Office of the Commissioner